Truth, integrity, matter not a jot to me
Just those who serve, bend the knee
People voted, votes were counted
And I, the King, to throne was mounted.
I am all powerful. You’ve had your say
Make real big changes to many things
Unfettered by ‘liberals’ or the press,
Congress, Courts and all the rest.
From Alph to Omega I will set you free
Destroying govt is what you’ll see.
“Trickle down” will soon restore
Poor folks’ incomes that’s for sure.
Privatised government will see more for less
My aim’s to sort this unholy mess.
All ‘free trade’ will be undone.
‘Tariffs” is my favourite word
As power to us will be conferred.
Countries wanting to sell us stuff
Their lives will get really tough.
Sure prices might increase a bit
At end of day, you must admit,
The cash it raises will be huge
For cutting tax for one and all,
A vision which should you enthral.
Sure, richer folk will gain the most
God bless father, son and holy ghost.
Now Elon has all US data stolen
Tech bro’s wealth will soon be swollen
Selling it to highest bidders,
Which, now, I feel I’ve really earned.
So, ring the bells and light the fires