liberation (?) day

 

Truth, integrity, matter not a jot to me

Just those who serve, bend the knee

And loyalty pledge unto me.

This to me, is democracy.

People voted, votes were counted

And I, the King, to throne was mounted.

I am all powerful. You’ve had your say

Now step aside so that I may

Make real big changes to many things

As I begin the “Age of Kings”

Unfettered by ‘liberals’ or the press,

Congress, Courts and all the rest.

From Alph to Omega I will set you free

Destroying govt is what you’ll see.

Gun controls I’ll wipe away

Taxes slash while regs decay.

“Trickle down” will soon restore

Poor folks’ incomes that’s for sure.

Privatised government will see more for less

My aim’s to sort this unholy mess.

For magic trick number one

All ‘free trade’ will be undone.

‘Tariffs” is my favourite word

As power to us will be conferred.

Countries wanting to sell us stuff

Their lives will get really tough.

Sure prices might increase a bit

At end of day, you must admit,

The cash it raises will be huge

Enabling me this pile to use

For cutting tax for one and all,

A vision which should you enthral.

Sure, richer folk will gain the most

God bless father, son and holy ghost.

Now Elon has all US data stolen

Tech bro’s wealth will soon be swollen

Selling it to highest bidders,

What cunning little critters!

Next to sort, my third term

Which, now, I feel I’ve really earned.

So, ring the bells and light the fires

For all of you who me admire

Come with me, as I show the way

Join with me, on Liberation Day.